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Pure sex. Not my car - or my image, but pure sexy.
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My Bestie is Better Than Yours
I was just showing my best friend this awesome GIF of Yu Darvish and his seven pitches - explaining how since his motion is the same and his release point is the same, it makes him super sexy and a straight dirty pitcher.
And then this happened…
me It gives me a sports erection
bestie I believe that
lol
I can feel it from over here
me you can touch it later
bestie it’s poking me all the way over here in the apartment
me well then touch it now
oooh
yeah
baby
bestie you like it
you dirty bitch
me don’t forget to rub all seven of my dirty balls
bestie ooh yeah baby, feel it, yeah, yeah…
me Mmm. What’s that Puljos? STRIKE ONE… UHHHHH….. STRIKE TWO…. UHHHHH…. STRIKE THREE YOU’RE OUT OMG OMG OMG OMG
I just baseball came
bestie I believe it.
I think there is a chance that I just love baseball too much.
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the ceo of ambercrrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
Smart people don’t wear his clothes because we aren’t dumb enough to pay 40 dollars for a t-shirt.
(via erchu)
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I LOVE YOU JUAN MARTINEZ.
I HOPE YOU GET THE NEEDLE AND BURN IN HELL YOU SLAUGHTERING BITCH. -
Another.
I’m so happy that the VM movie is happening and we’ll finally get LoVe endgame.
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Me today, with your horseshit.Honestly, who do you really think you are? Can you please not interject yourself into every one of my conversations with my bosses, co-workers, or even my customers? Which, by the way, since you can’t hear my phone calls, you are getting one side of the story. fuck off.
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The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read →
There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD.” The second is young ladies who are “so fucking BORING.” Last week, bitches got told.Definitely embarrassed that my college made news over this…. Greek life at UMD. Nice.
This is every reason why I swore I would never pledge a sorority.
(via mybreakupshakeup)
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I <3 when this picture randomly comes up into my dash.
