1. Pure sex. Not my car - or my image, but pure sexy.

    Pure sex. Not my car - or my image, but pure sexy.

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  2. My Bestie is Better Than Yours

    I was just showing my best friend this awesome GIF of Yu Darvish and his seven pitches - explaining how since his motion is the same and his release point is the same, it makes him super sexy and a straight dirty pitcher.

    And then this happened…

    me It gives me a sports erection

    bestie I believe that

    lol

    I can feel it from over here

    me you can touch it later

    bestie  it’s poking me all the way over here in the apartment

    me well then touch it now

    oooh

    yeah

    baby

    bestie you like it

    you dirty bitch

    me don’t forget to rub all seven of my dirty balls

    bestie ooh yeah baby, feel it, yeah, yeah…

    me Mmm. What’s that Puljos? STRIKE ONE… UHHHHH….. STRIKE TWO…. UHHHHH…. STRIKE THREE YOU’RE OUT OMG OMG OMG OMG

    I just baseball came

    bestie I believe it.

    I think there is a chance that I just love baseball too much.

    1 month ago  /  1 note

  3. muggleland:

    the ceo of ambercrrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings

    image

    Smart people don’t wear his clothes because we aren’t dumb enough to pay 40 dollars for a t-shirt.

    (via erchu)

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  4. photo

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  5. I LOVE YOU JUAN MARTINEZ.


    I HOPE YOU GET THE NEEDLE AND BURN IN HELL YOU SLAUGHTERING BITCH.

    1 month ago  /  6 notes

  6. loudlifelive:

Another.

I’m so happy that the VM movie is happening and we’ll finally get LoVe endgame.

    loudlifelive:

    Another.

    I’m so happy that the VM movie is happening and we’ll finally get LoVe endgame.

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  8. Me today, with your horseshit.

    Honestly, who do you really think you are? Can you please not interject yourself into every one of my conversations with my bosses, co-workers, or even my customers? Which, by the way, since you can’t hear my phone calls, you are getting one side of the story. fuck off.

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  9. I <3 when this picture randomly comes up into my dash.

    I <3 when this picture randomly comes up into my dash.

    1 month ago  /  97 notes  /  Source: auonetreehill